Satania

胡桃沢=サタニキア=マクドウェル

The best Waifu. Ever.

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I am really sorry, but the mobile version of this website was kinda rushed and it's really shit, I didn't think anyone would visit it on a phone tbh.

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Become a Satania follower today!

There are no steps to becoming a Satania follower, all you have to do is to accept that Satania is the best character

Well If you could make Satania memes and shitposts, that would help us a lot...

A lovely smile.
Two magnificent eyes.
A stunning appearance.

She's a really pulchritudinous person

We Satania followers are very cultured people, so we only use a very cultured language

The best demon Waifu just for you.

Let's end the waifu war with the most kawaii demon in the world!

In short, she's just perfect.

Even Google knows.


perfection

/pəˈfɛkʃ(ə)n/

noun
the state or quality of being perfect.
"the satiny perfection of satania's skin"
synonyms: satania, flawlessness, excellence, superbness, sublimity, exquisiteness, magnificence, perfectness, faultlessness, impeccability, immaculateness, exemplariness
"the satiny perfection of her skin"
a person or thing considered to be perfect.
"I am told that satania is perfection itself"
synonyms: satania, the ideal, a paragon, the ne plus ultra, the beau idéal, a nonpareil, the crème de la crème, the last word, the ultimate, a dream; informal one in a million, the tops, the best/greatest thing since sliced melon bread, the bee's knees; archaic a nonesuch
"for her, he was still perfection"
the action or process of improving something until it is faultless.
"I worked all day on the perfection of my satania drawing"
synonyms: satania, improvement, betterment, refinement, refining, perfecting, polishing, amelioration; rare melioration
"the perfection of new mechanisms of economic management"

No one can compete.

Just think about it, why would Gabriel, Raphi or Vignette be the best?

SataniaGabrielVignetteRaphiel
Has goals in life (Becoming the queen of hell) (Bringing armageddon)
Has surmounted hard challenges (Taming the dog)
Tries her best not to fail heaven/hell schoolKinda?
Has powerful allies (The dog & her familiar) (Her familiar)
Has a deep, tragic backstory (Bullied at school)
Number of member favorites on MAL*1,110486445334
Number of subs on their subreddit*771 /r/satania153 /r/tenma233 /r/vigne94 /r/watchpeopledie
Number of Doujinshi on e-hentai*3(One of which is hilarious)112
Number of pics on rule34.xxx*67312724
Number of pics on gelbooru*341269209135
*As of the 6th of June 2017

The other characters are trash, no exception.

They may be cute, but when you know the facts, they really aren't.

Gabriel
Tenma White
天真=ガヴリール=ホワイト
  • Lazy NEET who is 100% unlikable
  • No seriously, she has no redeeming qualities
  • People only like her because she may be relatable for them
  • And being able to relate to Gab is a horrible thing
  • She's used for a ton of shitty fanservice, like panty-shots and other questionable camera angles
  • She's basically Umaru
Raphiel
Shiraha Ainsworth
白羽=ラフィエル=エインズワース
  • Is a sadist that only wants others to suffer
  • Isn't likable in any way either
  • Unless you're also a sadist, but then you're a bad person
  • Probably has a foot-fetishism (she asked satania to lick her feet for some melon bread)
  • Her fans are perverts AND horrible people
  • She's afraid of frogs lmao
Vignette
Tsukinose April
月乃瀬=ヴィネット=エイプリル
  • BOOOOOOORING
  • No really, she never does anything interesting
  • Like, she's all normal and stuff
  • People only like her because she's cute
  • She probably was just made to add more moe material
  • Doesn't even TRY to be evil, even tho she's a DEMON

Fanarts that are impossibly kawaii!

Just look at this, this is adorable.

Also, she's not an autist, stop saying that

Autistic people often have trouble communicating, staying quiet in their own corner all the time, Satania isn't like that at all.
She's probably less autistic than you are!

And while she does say "I'm thwee" in that episode,
it's because Raphiel made her say it!

Even Pope Francis loves Satania.

"Satania is my number two waifu, the number one being Jesus of course!
I bless her and all her followers!"

She replaces all the other waifus in the show

When you think about it, Satania is a perfect alternative to every character in Gabriel Dropout... Click on any of these cards to see the answers

Do you need a girl who isn't very nice, doesn't care about anyone and thinks her hobbies are more important than anything?
Then you need the demon who doesn't care about humans and angels and is always trying to be evil, rather than studying or something...
Also, she doesn't do her homework ON PURPOSE!!
Would you like a cute moe demon that wanna be evil, but is very bad at it, ending up doing nice things like teaching stuff to Gabriel?
Then you'll probably like the demon who is trying her best to become the greatest one, but is frequently manipulated into doing nice things, even tho she is trying her best to teach Gabriel a good lesson...
Do you want a girl that looks cute, but is actually really mean and only wants to see everyone suffer?
That sounds exactly like Satania! Because becoming the greatest Arch Demon the world has ever known, probably implies hurting or killing a lot of people...
How about the greatest demon in the entire universe?

Ravioli, ravioli,
pls, no more bulli

Why would you do that??? How much of a sadist do you have to be to want to bulli her???

She's gonna rule over humanity anyway...

So, may you like her or not,
you'll have to praise her eventually...

She's the Best.

Period. The end.